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Archives: 2000's

2000

Buster's My Name
(January)

Isn't Life Grand!
(February)

Watching Out for the Police
(March)

The Nirvana Warning
(April)

A Social Menace to Society
(May)

Suing the Pope
(June)

How We Won the War
(July)

The Jury Selection
(September)

The Nothing Man
(October)

Lawyers Are Scary Things
(November)

The Motion for Serenity
(December)

2001

You Wake Him Up
(January)

Speaking With the Spirits
(February)

Waxing Poetically
(March)

The Road Less Traveled
(April)

Did I Really Say That in the Last Column?
(May)

Ode to the Spell Checker
(June)

Time is of the Essence - Most of the Time
(July)

Is He a Lawyer?
(September)

The Potted Plant Rule
(October)

Excuse My Redneck Jargon
(November)

What's Love Got to Do With It?
(December)

2002

Pleading the Third
(January)

The Purple Trader
(February)

Wadding Up Some Help
(March)

Home Equity Loans: Common Questions and Answers
(April)

Permission to be Verbose Denied
(May)

It Wasn't a Pretty Sight
(June)

A Senior Moment
(July)

Buchmeyer Territory
(September)

Buchmeyerable
(October)

Speechless in San Antonio
(November)

Lawyers, Stockbrokers, Chickens, and Camels
(December)

2003

The Eighty-One-Year-Old Heifer
(January)

Landing on the Moon
(February)

The Spell Check Gremlins Strike Again
(March)

A Show of Hands
(April)

Getting Right With the Lord
(May)

What's Paul Newman HUD?
(June)

The Potential Juror
(July)

The Three-Day Rul
(September)

Knocking out the Next Witness
(October)

The Naked Lawyer Ploy
(November)

A Pain in the Neck
(December)

2004

Waxing Poetically
(January)

Sparking Out Into Space
(February)

In God's Eyes
(March)

Mothballs in his Ears
(April)

With Help From the Lord
(May)

On Behalf of Manhood in General
(June)

The Rocking Rules of Judge Mark Davidson
(July)

Doing Voir Dire
(September)

Louisian Law - Legends and Laughs
(October)

Waxing Poetic
(November)

The Chicken Hypnotist
(December)

2005

The Demand Letter
(January)

Proving Intent in Alaska
(February)

The Note From Juror No. 5
(March)

The Purple Heart Award
(April)

The Mandingo Warriors v. Penthouse
(May)

The Wonderful Pro Se World
(June)

The Petition for Divorce (Ta-Ta-Taaa!)
(July)

Transquips from Lynn Brooks
(September)

God Works in Mysterious Ways
(October)

The Sweetest Contrakt
(November)

The Shuffield Trilogy
(December)

2006

In the Cold, Dark Courtroom of Precinct 5
(January)

Why Do You Want a Divorce?
(February)

The License to Kill
(March)

Dot-Dot-Dot, Dash-Dash-Dash
(April)

Who Was That Masked Man
(May)

Truly Great Objections
(June)

The Wrong End of the Nightstick
(July)

The Request for Another Court Date
(September)

The Suppression Hearing and the Testifying Dog
(October)

Merely Stating the Facts
(November)

The Motion for Continuance
(December)

2007

Preparing for a Deposition
(January)

A UFO Flew Over Mundell
(February)

Disposing of Silly Motions
(March)

The Proper Use of a Deposition
(April)

Do You Know What a Gigolo Is?
(May)

The Return of Judge Sam Sparks
(June)

New Tire's for the Judge's Car
(July)

You Passed the First Test
(September)

The Marvelous Motion for Extension of Time to File a Brief
(October)

Let it Be
(November)

You Better Not Send That to Judge Buchmeyer
(December)

2008

On a Midnight Dark and Dreary
(January)

The Motion for Continuance
(February)

Dance With Them That Brung Ya
(March)

Justice in Rusk County
(April)

The Lucky Leprechaun Dance
(May)

The Ghost of Erica J. McGuirk
(June)

The Death Certificate
(July)

Buchmeyer's First et cetera Column
(September)

Buchmeyer's Column at 10 Years
(October)

Buchmeyer's Column at 20 Years
(November)

Months not listed above are unavailable online. Please contact tbj@texasbar.com for more information.

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