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Archives: 2000's
2000
Buster's
My Name
(January)
Isn't
Life Grand!
(February)
Watching
Out for the Police
(March)
The
Nirvana Warning
(April)
A
Social Menace to Society
(May)
Suing
the Pope
(June)
How
We Won the War
(July)
The
Jury Selection
(September)
The
Nothing Man
(October)
Lawyers
Are Scary Things
(November)
The
Motion for Serenity
(December)
2001
You
Wake Him Up
(January)
Speaking
With the Spirits
(February)
Waxing
Poetically
(March)
The
Road Less Traveled
(April)
Did
I Really Say That in the Last Column?
(May)
Ode
to the Spell Checker
(June)
Time
is of the Essence - Most of the Time
(July)
Is
He a Lawyer?
(September)
The
Potted Plant Rule
(October)
Excuse
My Redneck Jargon
(November)
What's
Love Got to Do With It?
(December)
2002
Pleading
the Third
(January)
The
Purple Trader
(February)
Wadding
Up Some Help
(March)
Home
Equity Loans: Common Questions and Answers
(April)
Permission
to be Verbose Denied
(May)
It
Wasn't a Pretty Sight
(June)
A
Senior Moment
(July)
Buchmeyer
Territory
(September)
Buchmeyerable
(October)
Speechless
in San Antonio
(November)
Lawyers,
Stockbrokers, Chickens, and Camels
(December)
2003
The
Eighty-One-Year-Old Heifer
(January)
Landing
on the Moon
(February)
The
Spell Check Gremlins Strike Again
(March)
A
Show of Hands
(April)
Getting
Right With the Lord
(May)
What's
Paul Newman HUD?
(June)
The
Potential Juror
(July)
The
Three-Day Rul
(September)
Knocking
out the Next Witness
(October)
The
Naked Lawyer Ploy
(November)
A
Pain in the Neck
(December)
2004
Waxing
Poetically
(January)
Sparking
Out Into Space
(February)
In
God's Eyes
(March)
Mothballs
in his Ears
(April)
With
Help From the Lord
(May)
On
Behalf of Manhood in General
(June)
The
Rocking Rules of Judge Mark Davidson
(July)
Doing
Voir Dire
(September)
Louisian
Law - Legends and Laughs
(October)
Waxing
Poetic
(November)
The
Chicken Hypnotist
(December)
2005
The
Demand Letter
(January)
Proving
Intent in Alaska
(February)
The
Note From Juror No. 5
(March)
The
Purple Heart Award
(April)
The
Mandingo Warriors v. Penthouse
(May)
The
Wonderful
Pro Se World
(June)
The
Petition for Divorce (Ta-Ta-Taaa!)
(July)
Transquips
from Lynn Brooks
(September)
God
Works in Mysterious Ways
(October)
The
Sweetest Contrakt
(November)
The
Shuffield Trilogy
(December)
2006
In
the Cold, Dark Courtroom of Precinct 5
(January)
Why
Do You Want a Divorce?
(February)
The
License to Kill
(March)
Dot-Dot-Dot,
Dash-Dash-Dash
(April)
Who
Was That Masked Man
(May)
Truly
Great Objections
(June)
The
Wrong End of the Nightstick
(July)
The
Request for Another Court Date
(September)
The
Suppression Hearing and the Testifying Dog
(October)
Merely
Stating the Facts
(November)
The
Motion for Continuance
(December)
2007
Preparing
for a Deposition
(January)
A
UFO Flew Over Mundell
(February)
Disposing
of Silly Motions
(March)
The
Proper Use of a Deposition
(April)
Do
You Know What a Gigolo Is?
(May)
The
Return of Judge Sam Sparks
(June)
New
Tire's for the Judge's Car
(July)
You
Passed the First Test
(September)
The
Marvelous Motion for Extension of Time to File a Brief
(October)
Let
it Be
(November)
You
Better Not Send That to Judge Buchmeyer
(December)
2008
On
a Midnight Dark and Dreary
(January)
The
Motion for Continuance
(February)
Dance
With Them That Brung Ya
(March)
Justice
in Rusk County
(April)
The
Lucky Leprechaun Dance
(May)
The
Ghost of Erica J. McGuirk
(June)
The
Death Certificate
(July)
Buchmeyer's
First et cetera Column
(September)
Buchmeyer's
Column at 10 Years
(October)
Buchmeyer's
Column at 20 Years
(November)
Months not listed above are unavailable online. Please contact tbj@texasbar.com for more information.
