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Archives: 1990's

1990

Did You Miss Any of That?
(January)

Watch My Lips
(February)

The Compassion Business
(March)

Lawyers Count More Points
(April)

Cindy Singleton Redux
(May)

Being Exonerated
(June)

Ok, Verbatim It Is3
(July)

The County Bastille
(September)

Walking a Line
(October)

Read My Lips
(November)

The Animal Fair
(December)

1991

The Becky Klemt Letter1
(January)

Read My Lips
(February)

The Opening Statement: Coyote v. Acme
(March)

Not for the Truth of the Asserted Matter
(April)

Put a Smile on Your Face!
(May)

What Was That?
(June)

Farmers and Potatoes
(July)

Humor from the Judiciary
(September)

Summer Clerking and the Twilight Zone
(October)

14 Miles From Nowhere
(November)

Doomsday for the Magna Carta: Will the Bill of Rights Be Next?
(December)

1992

Going Hence Without Pay
(January)

Of Tire Tools and Potato Peelers
(February)

Going Hence II: The Aftermath
(March)

Tears, Preparation, and Winnie the Pooh
(April)

No Carnal Knowledge
(May)

Neanderthals & Cretinous Yahoos
(June)

But Just How Dead is He?
(July)

Hung Juror Halts Trial
(September)

Blind Justice and Damn Lies
(October)

Doing Voir Dire
(November)

The Nazi Moron and Other Clients
(December)

1993

Back to the Basics
(January)

The Man of Truth
(February)

Shades of Dorian Gray
(March)

Famous at Too Young an Age
(April)

Who's on First?
(May)

Drinkin', Divorcin', and Dressin' from the Dryer
(June)

Blah, Blah, Blah
(July)

Without Probable Cause
(September)

Where's the Beef?
(October)

Were You Present When You Heard That?
(November)

We Have Met the Enemy And ...
(December)

1994

et cetera Happens
(January)

Nothing Down and Nothing a Month
(February)

Before a Certified Short Reporter
(March)

A Matter of Translation
(April)

Lawyers May Destroy the Earth
(May)

How Long Were You Dead?
(June)

Everything That Wanda Had
(July)

A Letter From Hulda Knipling Sellingsloh
(September)

How Long Have You Been Dead?
(October)

The Cheapest Chickens in Town
(November)

And a Recess Was Taken By All
(December)

1995

My Red Bull Air Mity Dam Blew
(January)

Criminal Law: The Escape
(February)

Classic Typos Meet a Curious Amigo
(March)

How to Use a Deposition at Trial
(April)

You're Dead as We Sit Here Today?
(May)

Do You Know Joe Lafferty?
(June)

Headaches and Interrogatories
(July)

Hints From Heloise
(September)

Questions, Answers, Et Cetera
(October)

Et Cetera Meets the Internet
(November)

How to Grant a Motion for Recusal
(December)

1996

The Razoo Rule
(January)

I Plead - "Roe v. Wade"
(February)

I Plead - "Roe v. Wade"1
(March)

The Hookers on Easy Street
(April)

I Want to be Adored
(May)

My Father Which Was my Grandfather
(June)

Skinny Chickens and Low Fat Eggs
(July)

My Brilliant Career
(September)

Oh, No ... I Just Did a Buchmeyer
(October)

It's Against My Religion
(November)

The Custody of Pork Rind
(December)

1997

Of Apples & Angry Experts
(January)

Lord Have Mercy!
(February)

To Tell You The Truth
(March)

How Do You Know He Was Dead?
(April)

Excedrin, Excedrin, Exc.
(May)

Et Cetera Presents: A Treasury of Typos
(June)

From Truth to Death
(July)

Every Time I See Your Face
(September)

Somewhat Criminal
(October)

A Lot of Lot, You Know
(November)

Ain't Nobody's Business
(December)

1998

A Visit to Madam Morris
(January)

Up Against the Wall
(February)

Gone to the Dogs
(March)

How Big is Your Hammer?
(April)

Telling It Like It Is
(May)

A Rockin' and a Knockin'
(June)

Committing Suicide Again
(July)

They Lost That Loving Feeling
(September)

Quite an Undertaking
(October)

A Slight Change of Pace
(November)

A Jury of His Peers
(December)

1999

Admissions From Outer Space
(January)

Speaking in Lower Case
(February)

Please Repeat the Question
(March)

Let the Record Reflect
(April)

Dilbert Strikes Back
(May)

I'm Just Not a Scholar
(June)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(July 1999)

Voir Dire is Like a Box of Chocolates
(September 1999)

I Plead Guilty
(October)

What Did I Score?
(November)

Lip Reading in Dallas
(December)

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