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Archives: 1990's
1990
Did
You Miss Any of That?
(January)
Watch
My Lips
(February)
The
Compassion Business
(March)
Lawyers
Count More Points
(April)
Cindy
Singleton Redux
(May)
Being
Exonerated
(June)
Ok,
Verbatim It Is3
(July)
The
County Bastille
(September)
Walking
a Line
(October)
Read
My Lips
(November)
The
Animal Fair
(December)
1991
The
Becky Klemt Letter1
(January)
Read
My Lips
(February)
(March)
Not
for the Truth of the Asserted Matter
(April)
Put
a Smile on Your Face!
(May)
What
Was That?
(June)
Farmers
and Potatoes
(July)
Humor
from the Judiciary
(September)
Summer
Clerking and the Twilight Zone
(October)
14
Miles From Nowhere
(November)
Doomsday
for the Magna Carta: Will the Bill of Rights Be Next?
(December)
1992
Going
Hence Without Pay
(January)
Of
Tire Tools and Potato Peelers
(February)
Going
Hence II: The Aftermath
(March)
Tears,
Preparation, and Winnie the Pooh
(April)
No
Carnal Knowledge
(May)
Neanderthals
& Cretinous Yahoos
(June)
But
Just How Dead is He?
(July)
Hung
Juror Halts Trial
(September)
Blind
Justice and Damn Lies
(October)
Doing
Voir Dire
(November)
The
Nazi Moron and Other Clients
(December)
1993
Back
to the Basics
(January)
The
Man of Truth
(February)
Shades
of Dorian Gray
(March)
Famous
at Too Young an Age
(April)
Who's
on First?
(May)
Drinkin',
Divorcin', and Dressin' from the Dryer
(June)
Blah,
Blah, Blah
(July)
Without
Probable Cause
(September)
Where's
the Beef?
(October)
Were
You Present When You Heard That?
(November)
We
Have Met the Enemy And ...
(December)
1994
et
cetera Happens
(January)
Nothing
Down and Nothing a Month
(February)
Before
a Certified Short Reporter
(March)
A
Matter of Translation
(April)
Lawyers
May Destroy the Earth
(May)
How
Long Were You Dead?
(June)
Everything
That Wanda Had
(July)
A
Letter From Hulda Knipling Sellingsloh
(September)
How
Long Have You Been Dead?
(October)
The
Cheapest Chickens in Town
(November)
And
a Recess Was Taken By All
(December)
1995
My
Red Bull Air Mity Dam Blew
(January)
Criminal
Law: The Escape
(February)
Classic
Typos Meet a Curious Amigo
(March)
How
to Use a Deposition at Trial
(April)
You're
Dead as We Sit Here Today?
(May)
Do
You Know Joe Lafferty?
(June)
Headaches
and Interrogatories
(July)
Hints
From Heloise
(September)
Questions,
Answers, Et Cetera
(October)
Et
Cetera Meets the Internet
(November)
How
to Grant a Motion for Recusal
(December)
1996
The
Razoo Rule
(January)
I
Plead - "Roe v. Wade"
(February)
I
Plead - "Roe v.
Wade"1
(March)
The
Hookers on Easy Street
(April)
I
Want to be Adored
(May)
My
Father Which Was my Grandfather
(June)
Skinny
Chickens and Low Fat Eggs
(July)
My
Brilliant Career
(September)
Oh,
No ... I Just Did a Buchmeyer
(October)
It's
Against My Religion
(November)
The
Custody of Pork Rind
(December)
1997
Of
Apples & Angry Experts
(January)
Lord
Have Mercy!
(February)
To
Tell You The Truth
(March)
How
Do You Know He Was Dead?
(April)
Excedrin,
Excedrin, Exc.
(May)
Et
Cetera Presents: A Treasury of Typos
(June)
From
Truth to Death
(July)
Every
Time I See Your Face
(September)
Somewhat
Criminal
(October)
A
Lot of Lot, You Know
(November)
Ain't
Nobody's Business
(December)
1998
A
Visit to Madam Morris
(January)
Up
Against the Wall
(February)
Gone
to the Dogs
(March)
How
Big is Your Hammer?
(April)
Telling
It Like It Is
(May)
A
Rockin' and a Knockin'
(June)
Committing
Suicide Again
(July)
They
Lost That Loving Feeling
(September)
Quite
an Undertaking
(October)
A
Slight Change of Pace
(November)
A
Jury of His Peers
(December)
1999
Admissions
From Outer Space
(January)
Speaking
in Lower Case
(February)
Please
Repeat the Question
(March)
Let
the Record Reflect
(April)
Dilbert
Strikes Back
(May)
I'm
Just Not a Scholar
(June)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(July 1999)
Voir
Dire is Like a Box of Chocolates
(September 1999)
I
Plead Guilty
(October)
What
Did I Score?
(November)
Lip
Reading in Dallas
(December)
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