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Archives: 1980's
1980
Real
Estate: The Title Opinion
(December)
1981
An
Obvious Solution
(December)
1982
The
Oberweiss Will
(January)
The
One-Eyed Canadian Mare
(February)
The
Dockery Answer
(March)
Criminal
Law: The Escape
(April)
The
World's Meanest Lawyer
(Not Associated With Pancho's On McKinney)
(May)
The
Process: Demand Letters and Settlements
(June)
Libel,
Slander: A Cross Action
(July)
The
Litigation: Tactics of Trial.
Tears, Preparation & Winnie the Pooh
(September)
Judicial
Logic: Birds & Ponies
(October)
"The
First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All The Lawyers"
(November)
"Why
Does a Hearse Horse Snicker..."
(December)
1983
Weeds
of Crime &
Bitter Fruit
(January)
Discovery
Abuse
And the Time Out Rule
(February)
The
Jury Charge
(March)
Judicial
Opinions: The Rosetta Stone
(April)
Going
Hence Without Day
(May)
Labor
Relations: The Wututtut Review
Brim elow v. Casson (& A Strike)
(June)
Going
Hence II:
The Aftermath
(September)
Going
Hence 11:
The Aftermath (Part II)
(October)
A
Tradename Exxonerated?
(November)
Idle
Thoughts and Random Quotes
Brautigan, Vonnegut & Others
(December)
1984
Random
Thoughts and Idle Quotes: Holmes, Plato & Anon.
(January)
Necessary
Evils: Clients and Witnesses. Sit-Down Lawyers, A Simple Contract
& the Literary Affidavit
(April)
Judicial
Reasoning: "The Law Is A Ass." Mr. Bumble, Chas. Dickens &
Judge Brown
(May)
New
Fundamental Truths
(June)
Irish
Bulls, Instant Cliches & New Wives' Tales. Plus Lines to Live
Forever
(October)
The
Hog Pleading
(November)
'This
the Season
(December)
1985
...
And a New Year
With Minimum Regret
(January)
A
Fable
(March)
How
To Take A Deposition: An Expose
(April)
How
To Take A Deposition: An Expose (second installment)
(May)
How
To Take A Deposition: An Expose (third installment)
(June)
How
To Take A Deposition: An Expose (fourth installment)
(October)
How
to Take a Deposition: The Expose Continues
(November)
How
To Take a Deposition: The Expose Meets the Peruvian Yak
Syndrome
(December)
1986
Dignitas,
Semper Dignitas
(January)
All
My Trials
(February)
The
Promissory Cow
(March)
Everybody
Has a Deposition Story
(April)
The
Return of "Everybody Has a Deposition Story"
(May)
"Everybody
Has a Deposition Story" Meets Abbott and Costello
(June)
"Everybody
Has a Deposition Story" Rides Again
(September)
"Everybody
Has a Deposition Story" of Pigs and Trial Lawyers
(November)
"Everybody
Has a Deposition Story:" The Final Chapter?
(December)
1987
The
Erudite Judge, The Tactful Judge, and the Judge of Considerable
Experience
(February)
The
Witnesses: A Modest Beginning
(March)
The
Witnesses: Domestic (and other) Relations
(April)
The
Witnesses: Is That a Crime (or What)?
(May)
The
Witnesses: A Gallimaufry Beer Cans, Policemen & Dogs
(June)
The
Witnesses: A Gallimaufry II
(July)
The
Witnesses: Ask a Written Question and You Get ...
(September)
Those
Depositions: Butmyer's Column
(October)
Those
Depositions: A Matter of Truth
(November)
The
Witnesses: Round Up the Usual Suspects
(December)
1988
The
Witnesses: I Must Have Been Misinformed
(January)
Those
Depositions: The Meaning of Truth at the Chez Pussycat
(February)
The
Witnesses: I'm Dying as Fast as I Can
(March)
The
Witnesses: Pursuing the Truth
(April)
Those
Depositions: I Was Walking by Faith
(May)
Those
Depositions: A Pretty Good Woman
(June)
Those
Depositions: Back Up and Get Out of My Hair
(July)
Those
Depositions: Of Memories and Backboards
(September)
Those
Witnesses: Six Blind Men, an Elephant, and Gene Kelly
(October)
Those
Witnesses: The Collection of Cindy Singleton
(November)
Those
Witnesses: The Return of The Collection of Cindy Singleton
(December)
1989
Those
Witnesses: Depositions v. Trials
(January)
Depositions
and Trials: A Blatant Pneumatic Relationship
(February)
Depositions
v. Trials: Dodd is Dead
(April)
Depositions
v. Trials: Lawyers With Bad Knees
(May)
Depositions
v. Trials: The Record Speaks the Truth
(June)
Depositions
v. Trials: The Excitement of the Moment
(July)
Depositions
v. Trials: All the Legal Geniuses of the World
(September)
Depositions
v. Trials: Sporting is My Life
(October)
Depositions
v. Trials: Planned Non-Parenthood
(November)
Depositions
v. Trials: Rabid Porpoise Meets an Idiot
(December)
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