May 1994 - Did She Really Say That?
From
Suzanne Saenz of Houston (Suzanne is a legal assistant with Ronald W. Ryan), this excerpt from the plaintiff's deposition in a medical malpractice case.
Q. Mr. Williams, are you on any medication today?
A. Yeah. No. Just a little old pain pill; but I'm not - I know what I'm doing ...
Q. What kid of pain pill is that?
A. Let's see. What did I Tell you the name of it was, a while ago?
Def. Attny: I think you said Vicodin.
A. Vicodin. That's what it is,
and it doesn't really hurt my memory.
July 1987 - Do You Swear to Tell the Truth...
Judge: (To young witness) Do you know what would happen to you if you told a lie?
Witness: Yes, I would go to hell.
Judge: Is that all?
Witness: Isn't that enough?
July 1997 - Did They Really Say That?
From
John E. Haught of Beaumont (Mehaffy & Weber), this excerpt from the deposition of a supposed eyewitness to an automobile accident who was a close friend of the plaintiff's family.
A. It's nothing out of the ordinary that I didn't, you know, go by and see Ms. Smith and Jim, you know, because, you know, I've always helped Jim out, you know - and, of course, - Ms. Smith having this Alzheimer's disease and all, you know, I always wanted to visit with her as often as possible.
Q. You say Ms. Smith has Alzheimers?
A. That's what I understand.
Q.
Is she lucid?
A.
No, sir. She's smart as s whip.
October 1985 - Are You Ready?
Q. Am I talking loud enough to where you can hear all of my questions distinctly and clearly?
A. Yes, sir. I don't know how good I can talk, I left my teeth at home, in a glass of water.
Q. Well, gum it out good and loud.
May 1993 - Did I Really Ask That?
From
Judge David Cleveland of Palo Pinto (29th District Court), this testimony from the trial of will contest involving two wills left by Walter Howeth:
Q. When did you last see Walter?
A. At the funeral.
Q.
Did he make any comment to you at that time?
A.
No, sir.
Judge Cleveland adds: "I have wondered who might have been most relieved that the answer was no: the jury, opposing parties, mortician, or the doctor who signed the death certificate."