October 2005 - The LeasePeter L. Kilpatrick of San Antonio (Langley & Banack, Inc.) sent this marvelous (!!) provision from an August 2005 lease agreement:
“13. DISPUTES. If unanimously hereafter agreed by the parties,
any disputes regarding this lease
shall be settled by an old-fashioned fistfight or best single draw five-card poker hand.”
Peter adds: “The lease is between friends in the Marble Falls area, who, as you might guess, occasionally play poker together. I can hear the judge now, ‘Do you want to call your first witness or do you want to take it outside?’”