February 2004 - Making It Through The Holidays
This contribution is from U.S. District Judge Joseph A. DiClerico, Jr.
of Concord, N.H. (Joe and I served several years together on the Code of Conduct Committee for federal judges and judicial employees). The excerpt is from a jury selection he was conducting the week before Thanksgiving.
Ms. Dube: Juror No. 68 needs to re-approach, your Honor.
The Court: All right.
[At side bar … ]
The Juror: I thought there was going to be a second call-up for hardship. I raise turkeys and my wife’s going to be a plucking fool if I’m not there to help her.
The Court: You didn’t tell me the first time you came up.
The Juror: I thought — I misunderstood. I thought I had a second chance to come up if you had any hardships. She’s not going to be happy, with Thanksgiving being next week, if I’m not there to help her.
The Court: It’s not going to be good for marital harmony. Might be good for the turkeys though. Some of them might make it through the holidays. All right. I will excuse you.